The last few days I have been all over North Carolina..it's driving me nuts.. but I have seen some pretty interesting things. I have discovered how different people are just two hours away from each other..it's absurd.
In Raleigh Wal-mart is a nice exeperience I walk in get what I want and get out. Perfect.
In North Wilkesboro I have to dodge people that HAVE to be inbred to be that gross. Who walk so slowly, taking up the entire isle no less, that I wonder whether death will come before I make it to the greeting cards. When I thankfully make it to the counter thinking that I can escape to sweet sweet freedom I become stuck in line for 30 minuites (I shit you not) behind 2 people because no other checkouts are open.
I now understand how people end up going on a murderous rampage.
This is the ultimate test of patience.
On a bright note I move in to my house in Raleigh on Monday. Oh yeaaa.
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